Ask the Aliens

Boo I'm a scary hooman and I have sweets >:D

kit6

Please, don’t hurt me D:

what do you think "squirrel" means in our hooman language??

Anonymous

Hmm, isn’t it the kind of bottle that you squeeze to drink your juice?

is there anything you like about the human race?

Anonymous

Their ability of being comestible.

what does captain look like under his mask? you ailen dudes (you are dudes right?) are the only ones who have seen behind it

Anonymous

He is…he looks like…issshhh…he…aaaarrrgh, mummy!

What's worse than eating pastries?

Anonymous

Nothing’s worse. Except coffee pastries soaked in tea.

So, how does it feel to be the laughing stock of the invaders union? You couldn't even invade a mostly dead planet! Your older siblings have commit mass genocide and you can't even stop a sugar and starch mixture from coming at your face! The galaxy is ashamed of you, your father is ashamed of you... I am ashamed of you. XOXO Mom P.S. Can you bring Snuggles back from the vet? He's had his tentacles cleaned

Anonymous

Mummy…? Why did you abandoned me and your 1584 sons when I was 1346 years old? :’O I was only a child! P.S. Snuggles is dead for 56 cycles.

Ah! It is good to see another non-hooman on this *shudders* planet.. say... do you got any spare fission coils? My ARC rifle is a tad low...

askvalex

Sure, we have. We will give you some if you help us fixing our bot.

Do you like the Lifealope?

Anonymous

No, for the only reason that it resurects hoomans.

So if you guys can't drink tea or caffeinated liquids, then what the heck do you guys drink to pull an all-nighter? ...Or are you guys all insomniacs?

Anonymous

We take taurine. It helps the central nervous system to stay functionnal by improving neurotransmission. And of course, we doze.

How would you feel if someone made a cake with caffeine in it?

Anonymous

Internal hemorrhage.